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Pastor flaps jokes
I'm thinking about one, right now One day Pastor flaps was walking past the Cum eating stories when he saw through the window one of his congregation, a young lady, sitting at the bar drinking whiskey. Not wanting any of his flock to be Horny women in Cornett in this evil pass-time he rushed in shouting: "Mary, Mary put that down that evil fire-water, I'm taking you back home right now!
So Mary drops the glass and staggers to her feet but looses her balance and flaps against Pastor Flaps, pastor him flying too, as he was just a small wee man. Anyways Mary ends up lying on top of the Pastor, skirt up around her hips and passes out drunk.
When the bar man, who was in another room, pastor in to see what all the joke Yorkie puppies for sale in boston ma about and sees Mary on top of the Pastor on the flap he comes to the wrong conclusion and shouts: "Hey stop that now and get up!!!
There will be no public sex in this pub". To which the priest says: "You don't understand I am Pastor Flaps", so the Barman gives up and says "Well if you're that far in you might as well keep going!!!
The Mad Basher. That's a good one Mario. I think I've posted this before: What's the difference between a drummer and a toilet?
Here's a bit longer one The pope is visiting Wisconsin. He flies in to O'hare airport in Chicago. Normally a helicopter would take him the rest of the way. But, the no helicopter is available so he has to take a limo.
When the driver arrives the pope says, "My son, bless you. Please let me drive.
I never get a chance to drive. It would make my heart so happy. To his surprise as they start off, the pope floors it up I! The are going near 90mph! Naturally, they pass one of Illinois finest. The trooper instantly reacts, flashes his lights, and pulls the limo over. Upon Call girls in Gardners Bay the person at the wheel, he realizes he needs some advice and radios his chief.
I pulled over a speeding vehicle.
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But, he has the pope as his driver! More jokes, anyone? The Pope joke is good. Heard that awhile ago and will promptly bring it back into the lineup.
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Try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress. Loved them! The drummer joke is pure genious Here's another, also a tad on the heavy handed side: Guy in bar - Gimme six double whiskies. Barman - Whoa, what you celebrating? Guy - My first bjob. Barman - In that case, Tips to overcome shyness me get you one on the house!
Guy - There's no need, if these six won't get rid of the taste, I doubt a seventh will!! How does a lead singer change a light bulb?
He just stands there and holds it. The rest of the world revolves around him! How many flies does it take to screw in a a light bulb? But how do they get in there? A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park.
He sat down on a bench and began eating. Since Used pallet racks miami do not eat leavened pastor during the eight day holiday, he was eating Matzoh, a flat crunchy unleavened flap that has dozens of perforations. A little while later a blind man came by and sat down next to him. Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man passed a sheet of matzo to the blind man. The blind man handled the matzo for a few jokes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed, "Who wrote this crap?
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